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Percy (office cat) is working overtime tonight
He is a baker at the office cafe.
Fighting an npc Celestial after sniping a suspicious wizard out the sky
Paladin: Why must we fight, we were allies once.
Celestial: Because you do not discriminate between good and evil, you act only with violence.
Paladin: Yeah but discrimination is bad.
Celestial: … Fair Enough
Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
Fucked up that the greeks never took up the thing where you can break up a god into their masculine and feminine forms. It would increase their ability to cheat on each other exponentially.
Wait. No. You're right. Zeus would literally never stop 69ing himself.
Never trust a furry disliker
This is so sweet. Furry ally. Thank you
A lot of the time it's queerphobes and ableists who think they have found a hack to allow them to be cruel to the ~weirdos~ without anyone getting mad at them.
I brought cookies.
Ah, so thoughtful not to make them yourself.
Pedro Pascal on Saturday Night Live (Oct 21, 2023)