Saïna MoonShine

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
rovermcfly
rovermcfly

hc that the reason both crowley and aziraphale were fem presenting at some point in the 60s is bc they both got involved in the second wave feminist movement, crowley bc it "causes chaos and challenges the status quo" which means by getting involved he's doing hell's work, and aziraphale because "equality is a fundamentally good thing" so by getting involved he's doing heaven's work. neither contributed much of anything in the end.

Omggggg did I tell you guys

A couple evenings ago I was on my little walkie, right? And I was listening to some aggressive music in my headphones and thinking very hard about my Mandalorian OC

And then a guy coming the other way literally jumped out of the way and made a wide gesture at the pavement to let me pass and said : What Panache!! At me with an awe-struck smile

It was hilarious I was like “ooops was I murder-walking again XD”

wordswithkittywitch
twigsinthecountry

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the-cookie-dino

The same guy who wrote Fireflies. This is the same guy

dragontatoes

After being a fan for decade I can confirm that this is just what his social media is. Dude made a song for a rabbit he saw outside. Dude posted about a set of metal measuring cups that sound good when he clanks them together. You don’t want to know what he tweeted when he was on ambien

loth-catgirl

no actually I do want to know about his ambienposting

the-haiku-bot

no actually

I do want to know about

his ambienposting

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

castrateurfate

not a day goes by where i don’t adore to see autism

guardian-of-soho
tbutchaziraphale

"what are you a cop" is bookaziraphale's entire mindset btw. "is it very angelic to hoard books and be mean to customers" what are you a cop? "should you really be married to your adversary" what are you a cop? "should your husband be parking his car there" ah you ARE a cop. explodes your ticket notebook with his mind. like in his mind if the lord herself doesn't come down to tell him off he's doing just fine. because he's doing it. and if she DOES come down (where is the flaming sword I gave to thee) well then. what is she a cop

tbutchaziraphale

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no so true. in fact I think this was a key experience in his conviction that he is correct about everything ever. after all she did not ask him again

hollow-head

book Crowley: you’re an angel, you can’t do the wrong thing
book Aziraphale: you are absolutely right. everything i do *is* the right thing

book aziraphale really took ‘do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law’ and ran with it

tbutchaziraphale

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pronouncingitwang

[ID: The first add-on shows tags from pronouncingitwang reading "#it is soo fucking important that not only did he lie to god #he thought it was so important that he wrote it in as a correction to the bilton and scaggs bible he wanted that shit printed+distributed" and the last add-on shows tags from indieninja92 reading "#MY BOY #as i like to say 'aziraphale did nothibg wrong... but not through lack of trying' #the greatest angel ever to sincerely attempt to shoot an eleven year old in the face" /end ID]

rudeaziraphale

And when he knows he’ll HAVE to help the cops, he’s desperate to leave so that he WON’T have to help the cops!

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[ID: A snippet from the Good Omens book. It reads “There was the sound of a siren outside, abruptly broken off as a bullet hit it. Aziraphale nudged Crowley.” The next part is highlighted, and reads “‘Get a move on,’ he said. ‘We're going to be knee-deep in police at any moment and I will of course be morally obliged to assist them in their enquiries.’” /end ID]